Photo Title Agent Bearcat aka Kitten

My (cat's) NameKitten

My PersonKatherine K.

My Photographer (if different from My Person)

Cat's Story (150 words)“Kitten”, according to official records, is a tortie. But as everybody knows, a tortie is nothing more than 6 cats in 1 fur suit, each fighting for dominance. On paper, “Kitten” was adopted from Cat Welfare at 2 months old and has been living quietly in a comfortable local home. In reality, Kitten is a double (triple?) Agent of Destruction known only as Bearcat. As an A.O.D., Bearcat’s primary mission is to seek and destroy all hair ties via drowning and to spread conspiracy theories regarding government regulated catnip and tracking via microchipping. Bearcat trains for her inevitable world domination by fetching crinkle balls and feather toys, infiltrating bathroom drawers, and lurking underneath covers. Most importantly, however, Bearcat wields one ultimate weapon: cuteness. Pet her if you dare.