Name of Pet Mayor Nominee Rango

Campaign SloganA chicken in every dog bowl!

Eligibility To Serve as Pet Mayor



Describe any causes, platforms, or plans that your nominee has if elected as Pet Mayor.If elected, he would like to institute a mandatory nap hour in the afternoon between his morning coffee at the Living Room Coffee + Kitchen and night cap at the Crow's Nest. He would also ban squirrels. MRH doesn't need them.

Anything else we should know about your pet?He's won an Olympic gold in Dog Snuggling. Not that he likes to brag about it or anything. He's just a dog you can have a beer with.

Any skeletons in the nominees doghouse that the public should know about upfront?He's a father. Don't worry, he's been fixed since. He now wholeheartedly believes in Bob Barker's preaching "spay and neuter your pets" (after they've had their fun.)