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Name of Pet Mayor Nominee
I won’t roll over for anybody. (Except Ryan Reynolds. Because who wouldn’t roll over for Ryan Reynolds.)
Eligibility To Serve as Pet Mayor
Describe any causes, platforms, or plans that your nominee has if elected as Pet Mayor.
I will work with both cities to turn all of the pet waste left on our sidewalks into a sustainable energy source. I will partner with Bob Barker’s DJ&T Foundation to bring funds to local clinics to help residents get free pet spaying and neutering. I will work to establish an animal sports league #airbudirl.
Anything else we should know about your pet?
I’m a bilingual baddie who can speak English and Spanish. I can shake hands and give high fives. I can’t catch anything to save my life.
Any skeletons in the nominees doghouse that the public should know about upfront?
My neighbor once reported me to my councilperson for excessive barking. However, in my defense my mom and sisters were out of town and my dad had his college friends in town and I had been outside for a really LONG time and they weren’t paying attention to me.
Outside Voting Period