Name of Pet Mayor Nominee Homewrecker

Campaign SloganThe Best Candidate Money Can Buy

Eligibility To Serve as Pet Mayor



Describe any causes, platforms, or plans that your nominee has if elected as Pet Mayor.No plans beyond his next nap.

Anything else we should know about your pet?Will fight you for a donut, drinks from a pint glass, and prefers being the little spoon.

Any skeletons in the nominees doghouse that the public should know about upfront?Yes, he has at least the appropriate amount of skeletons.