PET'S NAME Bertie the Pony

Pet type and breed:Horse (alleged)

Owner/submitter's name:Ellis W.




Share a fun fact about your pet:Nature's most questionable all-terrain vehicle, Bertie will carry you up mesas and across the Rio Grande, but she is scared of her shadow, eats nightshade for breakfast, has no sense of direction, and may know where Jimmy Hoffa is buried.

Why should people vote for your pet?She'll share a cold one with you, and she requests lager